i’ll keep you my dirty little secret.
it’s really no fun when you don’t have anyone who can keep it.
what I said: hey.
what I meant to say: lets fuck, here’s my phone number.
I posted a Bible verse widget on my home screen for my phone. Maybe if the Bible gives me advice, I’ll be more inclined to follow it.
Be careful what you wish for.
You never know what could happen next.
(Source: photography-pictures)
(Source: leilockheart)
(Source: octopussoir-)
You look jaundiced…
said to me when i wear no makeup. /awesomeday.
I’m sorry I’ve been gone.
My computer sucks ass. I’m doing this at school.
I literally had to tell someone to not narrate her punctuation in my face.
oh the woes of humanity.
my exact words - “If you ‘exclamation point’ in my face one more time, we’re going to have an issue.”
(Source: lessobsolete)
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